FRESH 16oz cans Liquid Death Mountain Water!! These infinitely recyclable cans of stone-cold mountain water came straight from the Alps to murder your thirst. Liquid Death’s proprietary Thirst Murdering process begins by forming a rope of veins that will wrap around your Thirst’s head and strangle it. Once Liquid Death reaches your Thirst’s brain, all of your Thirst’s memories will be replaced with repeating loops of its own head imploding. What a novel idea, drinking water from some kind of packaging other than a plastic bottle…..